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Bed Bugs Survive Song |
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Bed Bugs Survive Song Performed October 8, 2010 at Safer Pest Control Project Benefit Sponsored by USBedBugs.com
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To the tune of I WILL SURVIVE
At first I was asleep
In my bed I lied
Just dreaming dreamy dreams
While lying on my side.
But I felt a little itch
And something crawling on my leg
I woke up
I jumped out of my bed
And now they're back
they’re every place
I just opened up my suitcase
And they jumped up in my face
I should have checked my hotel bed
I should have boiled all my clothes
If I had known I would be bitten
From my knees up to my nose
And so I sprayed.
It didn’t work.
They just kept biting me
and I felt just like a jerk
Stupid people said… they never would be back
that DDT
would stop them in their track
Oh no, Ay Ay-
they did survive
as long there are humans
They will somehow stay alive
They need our blood to live
We’ve got lots of blood to give
They will survive- They will survive- Oy Vey.
It took all the dough I had
To get rid of them
I even got a PhD
In Bio Chem
and I spent oh so many hours
looking underneath the bed
I got some heat
And now I think we got em beat
SURVIVE P2
yes now we’re free
no bugs in bed
No more looking in the mirror for those
Little dots of red
and I know where I should be looking
where a bedbug egg might be because
the folks at safer pest control are looking after me
And now they’re gone
Out of my bed
‘Cause I remembered
What Kim and Rachel said
IPM not DDT it’s the only way for me
Because it’s safer
and it’s smarter don’t you see?
I’ll tell you why
They can’t survive
In temperatures that get above
One hundred twenty five
It will kill all of their eggs
It will curl their tiny legs
They won’t survive
They won’t survive
And when you go
To a hotel
Lift up the mattress
And if you see ‘em give a yell
Remember that they’ll cling to every stinking thing
You have to kill them
Only heat will make ‘em fry
It’ll make ‘em die
Or they’ll survive
And sneak into your clothing
And take a little ride
And when you’re finally home
Those bugs will start to roam
They will survive
They will survive
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